Reason Invalid

Allergy

Because this is postmodern literacy, the following pages shall be blank. Dear reader, please fill in the blank.

Do I?

Exhale

It seems like I'm suffering a peculiar case of writer's block. I have not even seriously started writing anything and I am already stuck on the process of starting. Perhaps ...

What are we arguing about?

Benefits

Highlighter green.

That was quite an interesting opening for a story! However, I felt that you could have stretched the entire prologue a little longer. The audience should feel a more dramatic ...

Banned for using sixteen emoticons in one single post.

At least it doesn't quack. Could this possibly be a rhetorical question?

Deceive

The time from evening until midnight works best for me. What I usually get aren't actual pieces of writing, but pages and pages of ideas, be it coherent or not. ...

Banned for being a century old.

Refreshing. I guess that's my first impression on this short story. The very first line with the continuation of the title was creative. Generally speaking, the entire piece seemed to ...